• Radical church wants 'Santa will take you to hell' sign in Olympia

According to the Spokesman Review, the text of the Westboro Baptist Church's message would read: "You'd better watch out, get ready to cry, You'd better go hide, I'm telling you why 'cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won't help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you're feeling God's hate, Santa's to blame for the economy's fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell."

Leave it to Westboro Baptist to out-offensive the atheist grinches.